staceythinx:

Orbital Mechanics by Tatiana Plakhova 

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inquisitorpsyduck:

nephytisthing:

semantically-nonsensical:

agaysongbird:

salleedanger:

wumbowing:

d0rklordsatan:

sarakitten:

the-tavros-nitram:

corink:

radicalapollo:

sorry-dong-dong:

beesmygod:

megasonger:

"nathan is a poopyhead"

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"carlos is a mexican name"

i don’t know what i expected

"Zachary is a jewish name"

this is just filled to the brim with wackiness and excitement aint it

"Corin is a boy name"

"Michiko is a fourth year student"

Neither of these are true for me

erika is angry

always

Sara is a poo

….just a poo

Madison is a stupid name

wow. okay.

Emma is a time lord

Are you fucking kidding me

Emily is a theory

the fuck i wanted to hop on the bandwagon not have an existential crisis

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Adam is a poo.

What.

I guess me and Sara can be poo bros or something but damn.

"kristin is a horse"

oh

Kent is a variety of which crop

um…what?

Lyra is a human

Glad we got that out of the way.

I’m starting to hate my novel again. 

tastefullyoffensive:

[@themichaelrock]

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Anonymous asked: are you being anything for halloween?

itsbetterthananal:

a disappointment to my family

blue-author:

robotmango:

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

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all-alone-in-a-daydream:

middlemarching:

strangely shaped puppies where are you going

strangely shaped puppies

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lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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mapletheleonberger:

…what have I done?

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autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

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f4bulazy:

Props to my 6 year old self for calling out bullshit at an early age.

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docwithtardisfez:

spenceralthouse:

Sound logic.

The logic of store decorators everywhere.

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