I’ve only written like 50 words since this morning but after a day of pondering and a little series soul searching, I have changed my assessment of Niobe and I think Mal has finally met his match.
Oh my god that is the cutest thing ever
omg awe ;U;
someone get me health services i’m dying of laughter
- me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
- obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
- me: Did I fucking stutter?
The Magic Begins
↳ a scene you really wanted to be in the movies, but wasn’t: fleur’s speech after bill gets attacked by greyback at the end of hbp
#FLEUR DELACOUR ASSHOLES #BEAUXBATONS CHAMPION #OoTB MEMBER#MOVED TO A FOREIGN COUNTRY SO THAT SHE COULD BE WITH HER HALF WEREWOLF HUSBAND#ENGLISH WASN’T EVEN HER FIRST LANGUAGE#BUT SHE SPOKE IT CONFIDENTLY DESPITE THE SNEERING AND MOCKING#HAD TO FIGHT AGAINST THE PREJUDICES OF HER HUSBAND’S FAMILY
Thanks world! I didn’t need my self-esteem today anyway.
where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies
just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake
you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour
I would wear the shit out of these.
What about boy short underwear?
Boy shorts are not long enough and do not actually cover your butt ;n;
Hanes does in fact make these for women. They’re a little harder to find but they can still be found at most K-Mart, Walmart, and Target stores. Fyi.
Natasha Romanoff: S.H.I.E.L.D Agent, Russian Spy, Assassian, Matchmaker
Okay what I love most about this is Nat knows his neighbors.
(okay I love everything about this, especially Natasha continuing this conversation like they totally just didn’t jump out of a plane and murder/incapacitate twelve people, but we’ll focus on one thing in particular)
It’s really fueling my headcanon that Natasha just comes over and bothers Steve
when she’s boredsometimes. She just comes in through the window sometimes, picks the lock when Steve isn’t home and rearranges his furniture (“The harmony of the room was off-balance” “That is a load of bullshit” “Have you gone undercover as a New Age specialist? No? Shut up. Harmony”), replaces his healthy food with microwave dinners. Things like that. Natasha is a world-class troll.
But she has cased his neighbors. She’s watching his back, making sure he’s in a good neighborhood, that he’s got a safe space to come home to.
STEVE PROTECTS HER ON THE FRONT LINES, SHE PROTECTS HIM ON THE HOME FRONT
Or she just appears and declares that this was her apartment before it was his and it’s still actually hers because she marked her name here. Like Marceline the Vampire Queen.
DINNER IS COMING. (Part 2)
Me: I feel like I should ship mal/niobe (another healer lady) but I’m just not feeling it
Me: he seems to unintentionally like his women dangerous and while she’s a determinator she’s certainly not gonna pin him against a wall and cut his clothes off
Damnit, I woke up early today to work on my writing and it’s been an hour and I still haven’t moved on from this scene.
The new Childish Gambino song is dope