achillesinhighheels:

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champagnemoon:

We need at least two Octobers. One goes by too quickly.

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unusual-suspects:

john bauer

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sirfrogsworth:

I know these people are incapable of feeling guilt or empathy most of the time, but I’m going to tell every one of them my mother died and it sucked. I don’t care.

Maybe I’m trying to make sure a horrible, pointless, unnecessary death can have some meaning beyond my grief. That my mom’s suffering can have some… reason.

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saracastically:

ALT

now she’s all ready for spooky season—are you? 🌕🐺

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achillesinhighheels:

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uwillneverknowwho:

Not only should teachers be paid more, they should have paid work hours dedicated to lesson planning and paperwork. Drops mic and walks away

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regicidal-defenestration:

One time I saw a fake headline about the Vatican announcing the virgin Mary’s new nemesis, la puta Waría, and ever since that day I’ve quoted it like anybody else knows what I’m talking about

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aversiteespabilas:

Have you seen the new movie? It’s on library. It’s literally on the library. It’s on library without ads. It’s literally on your local public library. You can probably ask for it on your library. Dude it’s on your library. It’s in the original case too. It’s on library. You can watch it at the library. You can go to your local library and watch it. Register onto your local library right now. Go to your library. Dive into your library. You can watch it. It’s on there. Your library has it for you. Your library has it for you.

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rzc11:

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escuerzoresucitado:

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tlirsgender:

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tlirsgender:

Btw if people keep telling you to stretch but never told you how to actually do it right you’re supposed to go slower than you think & just hold it until you feel the muscle relax. Like how anal works

Also the muscle that goes up to your temples and gives you headaches is the same as the one that clenches your jaw & it goes down the sides of your neck so stretching your neck helps with headaches and jaw tension. You can also massage it with a vibrator

Stretching as far as possible immediately is not the goal you just bend until it feels tight. It’s not supposed to Hurt You Worse. It won’t hurt if you’re doing it right. Much like another activity

Many are saying “we’re on the celibacy website these people don’t know how anal works either” I know. That’s my secret second lesson

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hungwy:

Simple but interesting network name. Pleasing to the mind and spirit

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amygdalae:

Do you think the headless horseman ever. Yknow. With the pumpkin. With his own pumpkin

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dungeonmastersdiary:

We used paper cutouts glued to toothpicks and stabbed into erasers, but I like this idea better.

For a college game, I used an entire box of candy canes as a size colossal monstrous zombie grasshopper, and then when it died I ripped the box open and used the candy canes as size large monstrous parasitic horsehair worms erupting from its corpse. Nobody actually wanted to eat them after that so I took them home and ground them into a powder with a pestle, intending to add it to my hot cocoas. But I didn’t wash the pestle very well last time after using it to crush garlic and chilis, so I accidentally made chili-garlic-mint powder and then I tried serving that cocoa at a later D&D sesh, and we were all baffled at why it tasted so horrible until I was like oh my god it’s the ground up zombie ass worms. I contaminated them with garlic and chilis. And the group was like YOU GROUND UP THE ZOMBIE ASS WORMS AND FED THEM TO US which seemed like a lot of fuss over what would have otherwise been free and delicious cocoa. Then after that before taking any snacks they’d ask did you perchance put any zombie ass chili-garlic worm powder in this?, and then refuse to eat until I said None.

Which they thought was very funny, even if I was slightly less amused, but I bided my time until they got tired of the joke and stopped specifically asking. Then I poured all the remaining zombie ass chili-garlic worm powder into a bag of party mix. The first guy to take a bite spluttered, and I laughed, and everyone said WHAT DID BABS DO, and I said THE WOOOORMS… YOU FORGOT TO ASK… OHMYGOD… and then I laughed so hard I actually cried. Derailed the start time almost an hour.

Oh that was a wonderful day.

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